If you vote me for president I will
- make Caprisun available in 2 liter bottle form.
- make Baja Blast also in 2 liter bottle form.
- open up TacoBell for delivery.
- Do various other cool things with education, farming, gas prices, etc.
and that’s it… Take it or leave it.
If only these were Gingrich’s promises.
This is honestly the worst possible time to be as stressed as I am.